silly things you say when answering the phone

[Pipe Dreams]

"County morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em" line.

HA, thats usually what I say

Pipe Dreams Reviewed by Pipe Dreams on 08-20-2007. silly things you say when answering the phone what do you say when you answer the phone? on my house phone i useally answer "battersea dogs home can i help you", or "this is pizza hut can i help you". and when i answer my cellphone i say "this is the good looking helpline, goodlooking speaking" what stupid things do you say when answering your phone. Rating: 5