Answer:
"Mikes morge you stab em we slab em this is Mike speaking"

Answer:
"Mr. sexxys pizza, our special to today is sexaronie"

Answer:
"this is Dave"............."Daves not here man"

Answer: moeshi, moeshi

Answer: Allo

Answer: "shots fired officer down, *gun shots*"

and my fav.
Answer:
"Speak"
MadSativa Reviewed by MadSativa on . silly things you say when answering the phone what do you say when you answer the phone? on my house phone i useally answer "battersea dogs home can i help you", or "this is pizza hut can i help you". and when i answer my cellphone i say "this is the good looking helpline, goodlooking speaking" what stupid things do you say when answering your phone. Rating: 5