Answer:
"Mikes morge you stab em we slab em this is Mike speaking"

Answer:
"Mr. sexxys pizza, our special to today is sexaronie"

Answer:
"this is Dave"............."Daves not here man"

Answer: moeshi, moeshi

Answer: Allo

Answer: "shots fired officer down, *gun shots*"

and my fav.
Answer:
"Speak"