silly things you say when answering the phone

[MadSativa]

Answer:
"Mikes morge you stab em we slab em this is Mike speaking"

Answer:
"Mr. sexxys pizza, our special to today is sexaronie"

Answer:
"this is Dave"............."Daves not here man"

Answer: moeshi, moeshi

Answer: Allo

Answer: "shots fired officer down, *gun shots*"

and my fav.
Answer:
"Speak"

[cannabis campbell]

lmfao
"pleasure palace"

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs]....smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!

Haha it made me think of that for some reason anyway I dont really say something stupid unless its a call on my mobile and I know who the person is, then Ill just answer with completely random shit.

[ChronicJoint]

abortion clinic
you rape em we scrape em
no fetus can beat us
my name is cletus
how many i help you?

[Wintersweet]

"where you at?"
and "what are you wearing?"
or, you know, "hello."

[ghosty]

Sometimes if it's someone I know I'll pick up and say thank you for calling the "(my real name) society for better living. For information on donating to the society press any button now otherwise please stay on the line and a representative will speak to you shortly"

[Blitzed]

911, please state your emergancy, or.. Hello. But if Im in a bad mood what, or yeah work just fine.

[ganjzilla]

yeah i normally dont say things like taht when i answer my fone, but i do say hellerr like madea does on them madeas family movies

[rebgirl420]

"Hey im casing the house right now, no ones home. Oh and dont call the cops."

[Nice Dreamz]

What do you want, then fuck you to their answer. no matter what it is. then i laugh and find out whats really goin on

[MadSativa]

Whats your favorite scary movie?