silly things you say when answering the phone

[birdgirl73]

If it's someone I know calling, I'll sometimes answer "West Memphis Dairy Queen, he'p ya?" in a real strong Southern accent. Don't ask me why. Most of the time I just say "Hello."

My son says "Digame," for "Talk to me" in Spanish. My husband now simply answers with his first and last name if it's his on-call line or just "Hello" if it's the home phone, thank goodness. When he was younger and sillier, he used to use that line "County morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em" line.

[Semaj]

if im feeling silly ill answer "ello barney's bakery, which crumb do you want to speak to?"
usually good for a small laugh or two

[yoda]

i rarely ever say dumb shit when i pick up, and if i do, it's too random to remember what to tell you all. the other night, a friend called and i just said "mushy mushy" though.

[sickstrings84]

Tim's mortuary and Meat-Market.

[MagicalHerb]

lmfao
"pleasure palace"

[Skink]

Yellow...

[BlAzInIt4:20]

i say ello hoos this? ello can u hear mi.. elloo.. hahahaha everyone always goes oh sorry got the wrong number lol

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Holllaa?
Yizzert?
Whaaaaazzzzzzzzuppp?
Hi?

I called my ex once and he picked up and said "(town)'s sperm bank, how may I help you?"

That made me laugh.

[STIMPY21]

Them: helo is Dan brown there? (PAUSE) No I'm sorry you just missed him. My dog ate him! and then hang up
STIMPY21

[Runaway Jim]

*asian voice* Herro thees ise Ho Wah asian coozeene how may i herp roo?