silly things you say when answering the phone

[Psycho4Bud]

Sorry, wrong number. :jointsmile:

Thou shalt not bear false numbers onto thee.......

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Nightcrewman]

God I feel subnormal in this thread I usually just say Hello!

NCM (feeling like he's missing out on something)

[Psycho4Bud]

Nooooo! Not the cage!

Hey, I gavith thee a breakith.........it was the cage or the fires of damnation!

Have a good one!:angelsmiley:

[VaporDaddy]

Kitchen!

[Psycho4Bud]

Meh... alright...

But just remember, I have some fellas up there keeping an eye on your sheep.

Go down, Moses,
Way down in Egypt's Land.
Tell ol' Pharoah,
Let my people go.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[fasterspider]

Ray's abortion clinic. You rape em, we scrape em. No phetus will beat us. It's your dime

[fasterspider]

City morgue, you kill em, we chill em, you stab em, we slab em.

[telisrex]

North-East gate,can i help you?

[lil josh]

yh ill see you later mate, then put the phone down. lol confuses all my stoner m8s

[Purple Banana]

I take mine along the lines of the great Simpsons-

If I'm feeling in a Mr. Burns mood, it's "Ahoy, hoy!"
Homer Simpson, it's "Yelloow"
Or if I'm feelin' fine, it's "Moe's Tavern"

I'm such a dork...

Telemarketers are fun to play with, but I reserve them from verbal abuse, as my friend is one, so I guess I can sympathize.