Top 10 things a guy should never do

[birdgirl73]

Maybe I'm strange, but I don't see this thread as something that needs nuking, either.

I would fall on my knees and cry with gratitude if my husband even cooked or cleaned. He'll grill things, but rarely anything more than that. I'd proudly announce that my son cooked supper last night, but we had tacos, so basically all he did was brown some meat. I have more work to do with him. . . .

Rosie Greer did needlepoint instead of knitting, Slow!

My husband is skilled at suturing and, once when I was learning how to do embroidery, I was struggling to do some sort of decorative knot and handed the hoop and canvas over to him. He said, "Oh, heck yeah, that's basically like a little purse-knot suture," and he did it, perfectly. With much patience, he taught me how, too.

[13t]

apparently my sarcasm was missed .........

[jdub61]

What's considered "chick flicks"? Titanic? If so I so break that rule all the time. Hell Titanic is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time and Leonardo DiCaprio is my all time favorite actor.

Yeah thats right.

i think that since Titanic, Dicaprio's acted really well in some movies, but come on, the acting in Titanic was awful...

summary of titanic:
"jack!"
"rose!"
"jack!"
"oh rose!"
"jack! jack!"
"rose!"
"jack!"
"jack i'll never let go!"
*she lets go*
*the end*

[napolitana869]

I'm a chick and I hate chick flicks

[Psycho4Bud]

I would fall on my knees and cry with gratitude if my husband even cooked or cleaned. .

We would LOVE to help more with the cooking and cleaning but its a matter of ergonomics. You'll notice how much smaller a broom/mop handle is compared to a shovel, ax.......that's because it's made for smaller hands. Same with pots, pans, cooking utensils....more ergonomically correct for smaller hands.

We'd love to help but with the fear of carpal tunnel syndrome and the effects that would have upon our loving family prevents us from doing such things.


Gas on the fire.......exit stage right>>>>>>>>>>>

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Light It Up]

self-castration comes to mind...

[Jderringer]

I'm a guy, and I've been a hellofalot better cook than any girl I've ever been with. I also had a time in my life when I used to get a monthly facial and a manicure every other week, but no-one has EVER called me anything less than a man for having done that... Might have something to do with the fact I'm 6', 300 hundred pounds, and all my friends say I look like a serial killer.

[jdub61]

^ya there's a nail joint located on my college's campus, and my girlfriend says it's pretty common for her to see athletes gettin pedicures/manicures there, like big muscular guys.

[13t]

thats why facial is not on the list...... i mean if u want to wear make up....to cover wateva is on ur face... why not go tanning instead?

[big smoke07]

Take it in the ass.