Top 10 things a guy should never do

[Pylon]

11 - Masturbate without lotion.

Going dry isnt THAT bad... :wtf:

[zino11]

some chic flics are actually good and im far from gay

[zino11]

and never smoke a cig or L naked

[anomalousirrelivance]

a man should never fry anything while naked. actually, no one should ever do it, but for men it can be deadly.

this man obviously knows his shit.



and any man who doesn't know how to knit isn't a man..


i should post up a picture of the rainbow and purple colored scarf that i've been working on for the past.....lessee......13-14 years.

its wicked stylish.

and no i am absolutely not joking, don't make me find it and post pictures


i also tried to learn how to crochet. which was much more confusing.......not my forte.



never the less i have mastered your list plenty of times, except for sleeping with my gfs sister because the ones that had sisters well lets just say i was with the acceptable one as it was. all the rest did have sisters. do best friends count?

oops, never had a velcro wallet either. forgot that one.

[anomalousirrelivance]

and in my defense, the makeup and everything related was done by a girl when i was under 10 years old and was followed by getting under the cover and showing each other our stuff as was the rage when we were all youngin's

[khanser]

Gad damn emo. Maby its maybelline.

[Veratyr Star]

It's alright if girls do #4 tho. Just not guys

[Jah420]

Another one.. a guy should always have both male and female friends.. I know of 2 guys who hang out exclusively with chicks.. and tbh I don't think there's any intention of anything more than friendship there either.. its just abit wierd.

[LIP]

jd, yes very tru
and nor shuld u be under ur gurls

they are short pointy bits at eye level!!!!

Too right. The amount of times i've been poked in the eye is rediculous. I'd rather get so wet i drowned than share an umbrella.