Top 10 things a guy should never do

[Stellar]

Why wear makeup?

The one thing that seperates us from woman is that we dont get ourselves up like rembrandt just took a brush to us.

We are what god gave us, no paint.

I had to wear spandex for football, though. Albiet, many years ago.

[Matt the Funk]

Maybe one of those should be taking ballet....

[LuckyG]

13 - Don't shave your package.

[cannabis=freedom]

lol I've also broken 5 of them.

Wow, my next post will be my 420th...I must wait until I'm high to post again, then.

[Eazy]

numba ?? (velcro wallets kick ass wit pac on it)
erm oh yer
let a 15 yr old kid screw ur love life up wit out handin a beat down out, see a new chick then get stuck on wtf to do 2 make it bk 2 how it was.
and number +1
tell a girl u love her

NEVER DO THAT

[jdub61]

another rule:
for no reason should a man ever be under an umbrella with another man. this is one case when sharing is not cool.

[Eazy]

jd, yes very tru
and nor shuld u be under ur gurls

they are short pointy bits at eye level!!!!

[slowlickitysplit]

[quote=geonagual]I like to cook and clean...
I have also sewed on many occasions..
but I hate chick flicks...too sappy for my taste[/QUote}

My girl likes me to cook and clean also...specaily when I wear the flowered apron and nothing else!

By the way, I believe it was Rosie greer, the bad ass football player who used to knit on the bus rides as a way to relax....and a lot of them did balete for agility.

Oh..and I can't believe that some of the women on here are taking this so seriously. You all want us to be sensative, well, howabout a little sensativity to our needs to joke around about masculinity???

- Slow -

[Melkane]

What's considered "chick flicks"? Titanic? If so I so break that rule all the time. Hell Titanic is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time and Leonardo DiCaprio is my all time favorite actor.

Yeah thats right.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

real men don't use straws.

this has got to be on the list somewhere.