One of my bubblers I named Majidah, which is an Arabic girls name meaning "Glorifying". It always reminded me of something arabic for some reason.

One of my spoons I named honeybee, because it has a honeycomb design blown into it, and has a honey coled hue to the whole thing

My other bubbler I named steve french, because the first time I used it, I was watching trailer park boys when bubbles named the mountain lion "Steve French"

Another spoon of mine I named coral, because it reminds me of a coral reef.

My chillum I named trainwreck, just because it looks so crazy and I smoked trainwreck out of it the first time it was used.

My sherlock I named Sir Sherlock Holmes the fourth. It was the fourth sherlock I have owned, and I was pretty high when I named it.

Just get blazed and think of what the pipe reminds you of or a story behind it or your current surrondings, and Im sure something will come up.