I got crapped on the thigh and head by a bird. It actually hurt.
TheFatKid Reviewed by TheFatKid on . Me and birds whats going on? So for some reason I got a thing with birds. Ever since I started driving birds are always swooping in front of me and I have even killed a couple with my car. Murdered Bird # 1 I was on my way to meet my sister because she forgot how to get to my house. On the way, there is a bird standing in the road right in my path. I figure he is going to fly away like birds usually do. Hell no it stayed in place. Before I knew it, my bumper smashed into it. I look in the rear view mirror and Rating: 5