Jogger's nipple

[halfassedjediknight]

I didn't know jedis even had nipples. At least, not male jedis.

why wouldnt they?

its not like its a species or anything.

actually to say a jedi is human is a falsification. yoda aint no human. who knows if he has nipples?

[Ganj]

Seriously though...people need to know about Jogger's nipple. I wonder if the first person it happened to had the last name "Jogger?" Why is his/her nipple so special? Damn Eli Whitney and his cotton gin! This never would have happened if we didn't wear these feeble pieces of cloth.

[halfassedjediknight]

i enjoy my cottons

[Ganj]

65% cotton and 35% polyester is the only way to go.

[halfassedjediknight]

i never keep track!

[OniEhtRedrum781]

That was kinda odd... I'm sure smoking a joint will cure the harshest Jogger's Nipple...

[Ganj]

Right now it is helping me keep my mind off the fact that there is no joint to smoke.

[halfassedjediknight]

ouch!

[stinkyattic]

Ganj there is a fix for this.
1. Wear much tighter shirts when you go running, so there is less rubbing. Like under-armour tight, and smoother.
2. If you INSIST on baggy tshirts, option 2 is band-aids when you jog. hahahaha and then I will laugh at you.
3. Bag balm, the shit they put on cow tits when they get chafed from milking. They sell it at farmers supplys.

[dankus maximus]

stinky, your nipples sound like theyre safely backed up by a world of human*(and other) nipple knowledge....

but am i the only one thats never had this or ehard of this happening before? i dont know about you guys....but when i run my nipples are reasonably stationary. but maybe thats cuase im a skinny bitch(6' 2" 140lbs, waist is a 27"....envy me ladies)