a man with no arms and legs

[IntoTheEther]

Here's one...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's nailed to a wall?



Art.

And another...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies in front of the door all day?



Matt.

I can't think of any more right now, but give me time.

IntoTheEther Reviewed by IntoTheEther on 05-31-2007. a man with no arms and legs A man with no arms or legs was sat on a beach and three women walk past him. The first women says have you ever had a hug? the man says no and the women gives him a hug and walks on. The next woman says have you ever been kissed, he says no, she gives him a kiss and walks on. The third women says have you ever been fucked, the man once again says no, the women say you will be when the tide comes in!! haha i found this one funny :D Rating: 5