Quote Originally Posted by Purple Banana
Slipknot! This is your grandmother- Thanks for insulting my intelligence. I only make you show me so you can feel good about yourself. Are you coming over for dinner on Sunday? I'm making your favorite- liver and onions- with prune juice!

Love you, honey buns!
-Grandma
lol... ? my grandma doesn't even talk like that, and i don't think she's told me she loves me in 10 years...

she doesn't cook either.... i believe she just ate liver and onions for the first time on mother's day, along wiht me, i've never seen her get within 10 feet of a prune, much less juice...

i live in her house, so i'm here every sunday, as well as monday, tuesday, wedsnesday, thursday, friday and saturday..

and lastly... i remember a while back trying to talk ot her about a computer i pounted and said 'mouse' and she about jumped outta her skin...

nice try, but it ain't flyin