The Cheeseburger Conspiracy

[Weedhound]

No one complained because those people are DEAD! Don't you see....the glue is the antidote because without it.....anyone who tries to eat one without "cheese" will die a horrible agonizing death.....this is why you don't hear from the "those" people...All in the name of the almighty $0.10. Its FRIGHTENING!

You've heard of soylent green haven't you? This is soylent ugly yellow/orange. :wtf:

[skatin_foo15]

what? Either you smoke too much weed, or i dont smoke enough cause that made no sense haha!

[ericwt]

No one complained because those people are DEAD! Don't you see....the glue is the antidote because without it.....anyone who tries to eat one without "cheese" will die a horrible agonizing death.....this is why you don't hear from the "those" people...All in the name of the almighty $0.10. Its FRIGHTENING!

You've heard of soylent green haven't you? This is soylent ugly yellow/orange. :wtf:

I have considered your theory... and although it does have the good scare factor that several conspiracies have.. I am afraid I just can't buy it.

You see on occasions I have gotten the foreigner or high school student behind the counter to understand the fact that I actually do not want cheese on my quarter ponder with cheese sandwich.

On these occasions after some confused looks and asking the manager how to ring it up, I have actually gotten what I want. (Amazing!)

So I have consumed the quarter ponder without cheese without dropping over dead.

So for me to buy your theory please resubmit your conspiracy and explain why I survived for over 20 years without the antidote.

I really hope you can do it because your theory is more scary than mine is and fear sells in the conspiracy world.

It is all about marketing

[Weedhound]

Then....you must be......ONE OF THEM!!

[ericwt]

Hmmmm. But how do I know you are not one of them that's trying make me think that I am one of them.

I see your plan now!

Are you from the McSyndicate?

[ericwt]

And just how mr. weedhound, Did you know about the antidote!

Ha!

The only way you would know about it, assuming it is true is if you were one of them!

[ericwt]

You are just going to have to try harder.

You almost fooled me.

You are good though!

[40oz]

looks like your just talking to yourself now eric.

not a good sign, maybe you are with them.

[ericwt]

They are listening.

[40oz]

creepy