The Cheeseburger Conspiracy

[Weedhound]

They ARE. Those who cannot hear have cheese glue in their ears.... I know about the antidote because I carry a piece of this secret cheese glue everywhere I go. When they try to slip me a non-cheesed burger I slap on my own...They try it once every ten years or so...you must have lost yours at some point and they got you while you weren't looking. I'm so sorry.

[ericwt]

I just want my 10 cents back. 20+ years of 10 cents. I want choices.

That is all.

Is that so hard to understand people?

[ericwt]

Prologue to The Cheeseburger conspiracy.

You can find conspiracy everywhere if you look.

There are monsters and secret governments everywhere you look.

Sometimes these theories can become outlandish and ridiculous. But if you look beyond that sometimes there is something there.

Beyond the crazy thoughts and paranoia there might be a simple message.

It may not be the boogie man or the governments or the corporations.

It is often one person who sees an injustice in the world and he wants others to think about it.

It might be about people taking our rights away or it might be a lunatic that wants to order a hamburger without paying for the dam cheese that he does not want.

The conspiracies themselves are overblown and intricate. But they all are from people who want answers.

I love conspiracy's myself.

I wanted to take something that pissed me off and frame a story around it.

Ironically the story is true. But like all conspiracies things get complicated when you describe the theory to others.

Simply put it may not make a difference what McD's did. I don't have to go there and I won't.

But what they did was take choices away and made more money by doing it.

Perhaps this was not a big deal. But when they stop listening to the customer, it is a big deal. We all loose.

So I hope you enjoyed this little rant.

Weedhound: You the man. I tried to rep you but I can't right now.

Peace

[Weedhound]

I friggin' HATE it when they put that cheese stuff on my burger and usually it doesn't matter how many times you tell them.....I am definitely sympatico. :thumbsup:

[Weedhound]

Billion you didn't read it carefully....it's not cheese, it's glue. Go back and reread ALL my posts on this thread ...it will tell you all you need to know.... :stoned:

[B.Basher]

So what is cheesestring?

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

not really a conspiracy just a small profit... i was hopin it was like america is fat on purpose or somethin funny like that but uhh i dont get this one

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

i guess anyway of ripping people off is a conspiracy tho (sorry late double post)

[Delta9 UK]

Great thread :thumbsup:

Makes a change from 911

[khanser]

Smoke some weed, Drink some drink, get your american dollas, and WATCH OUT FOR SLEEPER CELLS.