I actually have a friend that had to test for a hospital IN a hospital. She was really worried about the security and protocol, things of that nature. So, she diluted. And it worked for her. Mind you -- she's only like 105lbs, 5'6 and what I would call a light smoker.
However, due to your current circumstance, In my opinion its too close to call.
Not only do you smoke a large AMOUNT but from your description but THC is fat soluble and being "stocky" this might work against you. 9 times out of 10, pre-employment screenings are unsupervised so you have a good opportunity to substitute which is far simpler than you think. Look up my posts and see how I did it. But if you're too scared, then try dilution as a hail mary. Regardless, I would try one or the other. Don't use your " real " piss. Unless you wanna risk your job ...
geekedupgirl Reviewed by geekedupgirl on . Am I being paranoid? OK so I've been clean since May 18th. I will have to test sometime at the end of June (definately not before the 18th of June). I am a little overwieght 5'6", stocky but 185lbs. I have been a 2.5 gram a day user easy for the last...I don 't know how long other than a brief 3 week hiatus in March. I have began to excersie (started today) and intend to run daily for the next month or so. I have read the sticky posts about dillution/substitution and what not. This is for pre-emplotment in a Rating: 5