Am I being paranoid?

[PDXsmoky]

OK so I've been clean since May 18th. I will have to test sometime at the end of June (definately not before the 18th of June). I am a little overwieght 5'6", stocky but 185lbs. I have been a 2.5 gram a day user easy for the last...I don 't know how long other than a brief 3 week hiatus in March. I have began to excersie (started today) and intend to run daily for the next month or so. I have read the sticky posts about dillution/substitution and what not. This is for pre-emplotment in a hospital and I am unsure if I will be sent to a testing facitlity or if they will do it there with their own equipment.
So am I being paranoid? Who votes I'll be clean by test time and who doesn't?
I would be open to any advice. Just trying to put my mind at ease as this is pretty much my dream job and would hate to screw it up.

PDXsmoky Reviewed by PDXsmoky on 05-24-2007. Am I being paranoid? OK so I've been clean since May 18th. I will have to test sometime at the end of June (definately not before the 18th of June). I am a little overwieght 5'6", stocky but 185lbs. I have been a 2.5 gram a day user easy for the last...I don 't know how long other than a brief 3 week hiatus in March. I have began to excersie (started today) and intend to run daily for the next month or so. I have read the sticky posts about dillution/substitution and what not. This is for pre-emplotment in a Rating: 5

[Marijuana connoisseu]

I'm sure you're fine

[PDXsmoky]

Thanks. Anyone else have any mind soothing ideas or comments? Anyone know what kind of test hospitals do?

[happiestmferoutthere]

I'm hesitant to say for sure you will be clean. Everybody's different. You SHOULD be ok. I would suggest you take a home test a few days before your your real test to make sure. A small price for peace of mind.

[Tony1234567890]

A fat person (no offence, I shit 185 every morning) will test dirty long after a thin person. Fat cells hold on longer.

Drink shit loads of water. No coke, no pepsi, no tea, water water water and then more water.

[geekedupgirl]

I actually have a friend that had to test for a hospital IN a hospital. She was really worried about the security and protocol, things of that nature. So, she diluted. And it worked for her. Mind you -- she's only like 105lbs, 5'6 and what I would call a light smoker.
However, due to your current circumstance, In my opinion its too close to call.
Not only do you smoke a large AMOUNT but from your description but THC is fat soluble and being "stocky" this might work against you. 9 times out of 10, pre-employment screenings are unsupervised so you have a good opportunity to substitute which is far simpler than you think. Look up my posts and see how I did it. But if you're too scared, then try dilution as a hail mary. Regardless, I would try one or the other. Don't use your " real " piss. Unless you wanna risk your job ...

[PDXsmoky]

I was a dumb ass and accepted the job today. THye then procedd to tell me I have to piss within 48 hours. OH shite. I have a substitute product already that I think I am going to have to use. But I might just have a Coronary before the test anyways so it might not matter. I just hope please please please that the test is non-supervised. I think I will dilute as well just in case and hope and well hope as I don't realy pray. Geekgirl was your friends test supervised??

Thanks all

[happiestmferoutthere]

Almost ALL job pee tests are unsupervised. That is one of the few rights we have left, thank god. Just dont act paranoid and get caught!

[ThePeacockNamethTom]

Niacin helps, although there are conflicting reports of its successfulness; that is because, however, people use Niacin as if it was a course-of-action and not something to be used to supplement what you are already doing. Niacin will dilate your blood vessels and give you that Niacin flush and itch. But in doing this, the capillaries which go the fat-cells of your body are dilated from the typical single-file transport of blood cells (the capillaries are that thin), to a 2-3 transport of blood cells at a time. It's a major improvement and helps rid the body of marijuana and other biological waste products. It is, after all, the byproducts that the standard tests search for.

P.S.
If they try to supervise, which some may, ask them to GTFO; they don't have the right to invade your privacy, especially so blatantly.

P.P.S.
Ron Hubbard (yes, as in "L. Ron Hubbard," the science-fiction author accredited for the development of Scientology) created a purification program called, conveniently, the "Ron Hubbard Purification Program," or somesuch. It involves proper Niacin use and could be helpful. Google it.

[konsealedkoncept]

go to a store that sells yur "favorite herb products" and look and yu shuld be able to find products for aorund 20-30 bucks? that flush out yur system. so yu can pass the test with flying colors. as far as i know it washes out yur system pretty quickly but it makes yu feel crappy for abit.