How much money for you to be peed on???

[Ganj]

I hear sperm or something acts as a skin cream? Softer feet...better to kiss...ICK! I just grossed myself out.

[rebgirl420]

Id rather stick to my hemp body lotion haha

[Ganj]

Suit yourself. My sperm works miracles...

[geonagual]

Shit. What thread did I go in..
Was it??
"I love my sperm, it should be bottled and used as feet lotion" Whoa!
WHeres the back button?

[Ganj]

No. You went in to the "Who likes golden showers?" thread...you sicko!

[geonagual]

FUCK! I am a sicko..I came again...

ahhhhhh. I feel better now:thumbsup:

[PureEvil760]

that dave chappell shit kills :thumbsup:

and the lyrics..got these offline dunno what the ?s are about:

I'm gonna piss on it.

=<(Chorus)>=
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.

I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And I pee out kit(?),
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,

You won't feel quite the same,
Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna piss on you, too,
I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you

=<(Chorus)>=

Won't you braid my hair,
Before you stop, I gonna (?),
I wanna fart on you.

[Turtlepik]

I've never charged for someone to pee on me.

[Reefer Rogue]

5 million sterling, aka i wouldn't do it.

[LIP]

alarm bells are ringing lol.

I wouldnt like to be greedy, so 10 million GBP for peeing on me, and 150 billion GBP for the post peeing intensive truama and therapy. AND 50 pounds GBP to say sorry for the inconvinience.