I hate scientolgy because 4 yrs ago i was getting a tattoo and the guy was finishing off some other guys tattoo before mine so i went outside to phone my mate. Then this really attractive girl walks up and asks if i would mind answearing a few questions, i had about 20 mins so i said yeah. Anyway as i said this girl was very sexy and so ended up buying a book (dianetics).
I pop into the scientology place with her to pick it up. I get asked a ton of questions I answear them and think as im leaving what a bunch of fucking wierdos.

That was 4 yrs ago. Now every month i get a handwritten letter from the scientology mob telling me how fucked up my life is and how good it could be.
I dont know how they got my address but somehow they did.

4 FUCKING YEARS!!!