My father had a tidy little beard for EVER. When he married my step mother, she was like, that has GOTZ to go.. and it did... and of course he looks exactly like Ned Flanders now.
Just goes to show:
-Don't listen to the crazy cat lady
-If your chin is not so much, the beard STAYS.

LIP it isn't going to end with the beard you know, there is a back hair tax as well, except that the county does not collect it, your girlfriend does. And it must be paid in chocolate.