lol the best one i got is when me and 3 buddies smoked 2 bangin blunts of good chron this one night..was 16 maybe 17 at the time...we picked a remote spot in the local bird sanctuary to smoke and avoid cops..smoked the blunts, yada yada yada, cleaned up n everything and decided to go to the school football game..we saw another buddy "ed" on the way who happened to be the school burnout and followed him to his house cuz he had to take a shower..he said we could wait insdie we all said "ok"..lol the story doesnt get funny til now...when we went in BLAZED mind u, his parents were sitting on the couch..he didnt say anything, just ran upstairs...we sat down and started watching tv ho hum..then his 1-eyed, 3-legged dog that got hit by a car came over and started licking my hand..lol this thing seriously shouldve been put down..it was the first time i saw it, i just started giggling uncontrollably and my friends all looked over at me with death stares..i couldnt stop, it mustve gone on for 5 m,inutes just laughing at this dog...then this drug commercial came on, "do u know where UR kids r the moment? talk to ur kids" and his mom who was a teacher at our middle school comes out and says, "i know ur all high. and i know all ur parents (cept mine). do they know where u r? i could call the cops on u right now"..we just sat there not knowing what to say and even worse, ed was still in the shower..that was the most awkward 15 minutes of my life...lol and wouldnt u know it, ed ended up leaving with us to go to the game