I really can't control myself when around alcohol. This other time I was at a birthday party, a chick in my class had this nice place to celebrate. Well, everyone is drunk and my friends know I get totally wasted when I drink booze, so of course they stuff me full of the shit. Next thing I know it's 4.30 AM and I'm standing in the kitchen.. That girl in my class is standing besides me giggling like a maniac, she was drunk as hell btw. Her father is standing in front of me telling me he had found me laying on the floor by the toilet. The room he found me in was like 2 sqare meters, the door was locked so he had to use some crazy ninja skills to open it. He's cool about it tho and is laughing about it himself, i prolly blacked out or something when I was pissing :wtf: Had a great time with my friends before I blacked out, so no big deal!

Yeah Storm Crow, know I'm fucked up, but only when drinking alcohol :jointsmile: This just proves that weed is way better then alcohol, atleast for me.
RandomHero Reviewed by RandomHero on . Can you say f***ed up? This one time I was at this party. Got really stoned and drunk, I remember going to the toilet to piss, next thing I know I'm standing in a bedroom with my dick in my hand and the host behind me. He's screaming that I've just pissed in his little sisters bed.. Before I know it he's trying to push me out the front door, and before I go I manage to get a hold of a bottle of liqour. I think I got most of it down my throat. Then it's all black, and four hours later I'm on the other side of town Rating: 5