that kinda happened to me once.. my friend and i started drinking around noon, and by about midnight i was STUUUUMMBLIN' bad. at some point before the blackout, i recall taking a couple shots of a bottle of evan williams my friend and i had just bought..

i remember waking up on the kitchen floor cuddling with a raw steak. the hookah sat a couple feet away. at some point in time i had pissed in my girlfriends closet, mistaking that for a toilet too.. lmao.. good times man
institutionhead Reviewed by institutionhead on . Can you say f***ed up? This one time I was at this party. Got really stoned and drunk, I remember going to the toilet to piss, next thing I know I'm standing in a bedroom with my dick in my hand and the host behind me. He's screaming that I've just pissed in his little sisters bed.. Before I know it he's trying to push me out the front door, and before I go I manage to get a hold of a bottle of liqour. I think I got most of it down my throat. Then it's all black, and four hours later I'm on the other side of town Rating: 5