Quote Originally Posted by Storm Crow
OK, I'm drinking a glass of wine right now, so I'm don't think I'm some tea-totaler. But kid, if you are mistaking a child's bed for a toilet, you're just too dam* drunk! The two don't look a thing alike!
So what do you do? Grab ANOTHER bottle of booze while your host is 86ing you out of his house! YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED MORE! What you did THEN for 4 hours you can't remember, except you likely harassed some old lady maybe on her own doorstep! Your puking friend could have easily been dying of alcohol poisoning- what did you do? Laugh like a fool! Then you do luck out, and get some half-way compassionate cops that took pity on a poor drunken kid and drove him home- rather than busting him for public drunkeness, disorderly conduct and more.

Your story isn't fucked up- YOU ARE! Quit drinking! Stick to pot- you won't make such a fool out of yourself!- Granny:hippy:

easy there...

everyone gets really shitty once, twice or thousands of times in their lives

more power to ya if you had a run in with the cops and didn't get in trouble
Brett1038 Reviewed by Brett1038 on . Can you say f***ed up? This one time I was at this party. Got really stoned and drunk, I remember going to the toilet to piss, next thing I know I'm standing in a bedroom with my dick in my hand and the host behind me. He's screaming that I've just pissed in his little sisters bed.. Before I know it he's trying to push me out the front door, and before I go I manage to get a hold of a bottle of liqour. I think I got most of it down my throat. Then it's all black, and four hours later I'm on the other side of town Rating: 5