This one time I was at this party. Got really stoned and drunk, I remember going to the toilet to piss, next thing I know I'm standing in a bedroom with my dick in my hand and the host behind me. He's screaming that I've just pissed in his little sisters bed.. Before I know it he's trying to push me out the front door, and before I go I manage to get a hold of a bottle of liqour. I think I got most of it down my throat. Then it's all black, and four hours later I'm on the other side of town being picked up by the cops. They take me into the car and fuckit there I see a good friend of mine laying in his own puke, hah. I'm like, wtf are you doing here? And he can barely respond, it was so fucking surreal, AND funny. I could'nt stop laughing seeing him laying there in the corner. Tho I had no idea how I got there and what I'd done to get the attention of the cops.. I can vaguely remember some old woman and a doorstep or something.. Who knows.. Anyways, I get lucky and the cops just drive me home :thumbsup:

Anyone else got some good/f***ed up stories to share?
RandomHero Reviewed by RandomHero on . Can you say f***ed up? This one time I was at this party. Got really stoned and drunk, I remember going to the toilet to piss, next thing I know I'm standing in a bedroom with my dick in my hand and the host behind me. He's screaming that I've just pissed in his little sisters bed.. Before I know it he's trying to push me out the front door, and before I go I manage to get a hold of a bottle of liqour. I think I got most of it down my throat. Then it's all black, and four hours later I'm on the other side of town Rating: 5