Can you say f***ed up?

[Storm Crow]

Yep! Weed is WAY better than alcohol! And no hang overs! I am a child of 2 alcoholics and I'm not going to go into what my childhood was like- I think you can guess..... So, when you going to start straightening out your act? Today would be a nice day to start. - Granny:hippy:

[TheAtomicPunk]

I know a ton of kid drunks. Most of my conversations with them start like this:

"So, what did you do over the weekend?"
"Got drunk"
"You have fun?"
"I don't remember, but I must have been drunk, because I don't remember my weekend at all"
"...interesting"

Drinking is fun if you set a limit. My sister, hell even my parents encourage me to drink. I really don't like alcohol all the much.

These parties make for good stories, and the only thing you can say when you think back to them was "man that was great", even though you don't know what happened, you're only told what happened by your friends. It really doesn't help stumbling through the neighborhood drunk, lost, confused, getting picked up by the police. Yet it makes for one hell of a story.

[Not An Addict]

lol the cops would have beat me for a good half an hour

Is it a racial thing?

[Not An Addict]

OK, I'm drinking a glass of wine right now, so I'm don't think I'm some tea-totaler. But kid, if you are mistaking a child's bed for a toilet, you're just too dam* drunk! The two don't look a thing alike!
So what do you do? Grab ANOTHER bottle of booze while your host is 86ing you out of his house! YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED MORE! What you did THEN for 4 hours you can't remember, except you likely harassed some old lady maybe on her own doorstep! Your puking friend could have easily been dying of alcohol poisoning- what did you do? Laugh like a fool! Then you do luck out, and get some half-way compassionate cops that took pity on a poor drunken kid and drove him home- rather than busting him for public drunkeness, disorderly conduct and more.

Your story isn't fucked up- YOU ARE! Quit drinking! Stick to pot- you won't make such a fool out of yourself!- Granny:hippy:

You're gonna need some ice for that burrrrrn. lol

[darkestXredX]

haha i think everyone had that "one night" were they got o drunk they couldnt walk

...i had my night when i drank a liter of bacardi big apple and 3 beers
it was fun till i passed out in wendys and got driven home by the cops to

and than all i remmeber was throwing up at home
haha i learned my lesson that night...

[rebgirl420]

The first time I got really drunk I ended up falling asleep with my head on the toilet sleeping and puking. My friends have pics of me passed out all over the house...it was awful and its why I dont drink anymore.

[RandomHero]

I didnt blame anyone man, only telling a story And you gotta admit its kinda funny to be drunk, tho its better to be stoned :stoned:

[d00d557]

yeah i've learned not to drink that much ever again, a handle of smirnoff vodka dealed me that lesson

[jakez]

RandomHero, where the hell do you live?!

It's funny how everyone knows about being 'that drunk'. I've actually had it happen about 3 times. First one I was rolling down a grass hill in my friends backyard at 3am. 2nd time me and my friend acted like we were Jewish around this kid that was chilling with us at my friends place he hates Jewish people. Long story short we end up robbing everything in his pockets and he hands us his cell phone as he leaves in his car (I really regretted this and he has his phone back now). 3rd time I called my friend out to slap box in the other room and 20 seconds later I was falling backwards down the entire flight of STEEP stairs. Later that night I passed out on my new beautiful laptop I'd just bought with a 17in screen and shit and puked all over it, fried.

You know what, that friend is the same person in all 3 times... :wtf:

[onequickmove]

i remember waking up on the kitchen floor cuddling with a raw steak

this thread is worth reading just for that lol, awesome