Its a tradition to smoke a joint with me and my roommates on the third hole of the golf-course near our house. Our playing always improves. I think it really helps you relax and hit the ball right. We're pretty lucky... the golf course is free for undergrads.

One time I played with a guy who was getting his Chemistry phd at my school (I was randomly paired with him since I was playing alone). He was cool with me smoking the joint though he didn't want any and I proved that it was a golf enhancing chemical.

Its so beautiful when you're stoned. Imagine one of those puzzles with all the different colored houses on the hillsides, man those guys are loaded. The eighteenth hole is awesome- you hit from like 150 yrds from the hole, but the hole is literally an 80 foot drop. You could take the cartpath but its way faster to run/skid down the steep-ass hill.