The first high...

[connector_robot]

Alright, I've been toking for about a year now, and I'd thought I'd share with you guys the story of the first time I got high. Alright, so I had smoked once before, but didn't get high. So, the next weekend, I called my freind [call him bob] and asked him if he wanted to hang out. He did, so I went over to his house, were two other of my freinds were. We chilled, watched some entourage, but then got bored. So we decided to go into town. My freind [call him Jim] drove us into town, and on the way was like, "So you guys...I've got an open house [no one there] tonight, you guys want to party?" Everyone was down with that, although I was slightly skeptical about it all, being that we didn't have a designated driver. Anyways, we went into town, and got some guys to get us 2 24 packs. We called some people, then drove back to Bob's house, and just chilled there for a while, untill about 12:30. So, we went and got the 24 packs that we had stashed behind a tree in Bob's yard. [BTW, Bob's house is fucking huge - 15,000 square feet] We put them in Jim's car [an Audi Quattro], and got Bob to sit in the drivers seat, turn on the car, but not the engine, and steer and whatnot; the rest of us [Me, Jim, my other freind [call him Jeff]] had to push the car the 300 meters it takes to get the car out of the driveway, then other 100 meters, so the sound of the car wouldn't wake anybody up. Once we had that done and we were on the road, we started picking people up. By the time we got to Jim's house, we had 10 people in a 5 seater car, with 2 24's. I was fucking scketched. Especially since, as we were pulling on to the highway [only 2 lane, didn't see a single car the whole time], a cop almost pulled up next to us, to get a look into the car to see if he could bust someone's ass. But, we got to Jim's house uneventfully. So, we go into his basment, and everyone starts shooting some root [beer pong]. I didn't, because I don't drink. After about 10 minutes, me, Bob, Jeff and other kid go outside and toke up. I think I took about 8 bong hits. As I'm sitting on a stool about a minute later watching beer pong, I started to feel it. It was awsome. I laughed at everything, and me and Bob laughed for at least 5 minutes at this one joke a freind told - I won't tell it here, it's a Jew joke. At one point, I acutally stood up and threw my glasses onto the ground quite violently, because a fuzzy black and while screen crossed my vision. Anyways, I just hung around for about an hour, watching people do shit, and making sure Jim didn't surpass 6 beers [I know, not that much, but he only wanted a buzz]. After a while, Jim and his hot girlfreind went upstairs, to go have sex we all assumed. So, wanting to go up and hear, me, jeff, bob, and other kid went upstairs to go find his room. This is where it all went to fuck. We walked into his really big living room, which was completely dark, and a place I had never been. I lost all sense of direction, didn't know where I was, or who I was. It was like I was in one of those crazy dreams where you don't know where the fuck you are. It was terrible. I almost made it to the hallway that led to Jim's room at one point, but instead I walked into a glass cabinet, breaking some pictures and shit. I finally found my way back with my cellphone, and as soon as I got back downstairs, I was fine again, and got back my sense. But I kept wanting to see what was going on upstairs, so I kept going back up, but coming back down because I was fucking scared as shit. So finally after and hour of Jim fucking his girlfreind and eating her out, they came back down, Jim totally sobered up. So, after what seemed like 5 hours, we left, made it home safe, and watched some southpark. I ended up going to bed at around 6 am. So yeah, that was my first time high, and although it was kind of a shitty experiance, before I went upstairs, I had a blast.

connector_robot Reviewed by connector_robot on 05-23-2007. The first high... Alright, I've been toking for about a year now, and I'd thought I'd share with you guys the story of the first time I got high. Alright, so I had smoked once before, but didn't get high. So, the next weekend, I called my freind and asked him if he wanted to hang out. He did, so I went over to his house, were two other of my freinds were. We chilled, watched some entourage, but then got bored. So we decided to go into town. My freind drove us into town, and on the way was like, "So you Rating: 5

[Fissle]

first time I got high I was wasted off absinthe

[go toke up]

sounds like a good fuckin time lmao

[Greenport]

ya little perv lmfao!

[420marijuana420]

u took 8 bongs hits ur first time?

edit: how many do u average now? 160?

[connector_robot]

That wasn't my first time smoking, but the first time I acutally got high.

I try to stick to around 4-8 bong hits still. 4 gets me a nice high, but not quite ripped. Keep in mind my bong is pretty small, it's only about 10 inches tall, with a diameter of 2 inches, and just a strait tube.

I can only think of one person who could do 160 bong hits - Chuck Norris. And Mr. T, Duh.

[mfqr]

Haha, nice. Sounds like a pretty intense experience... but probably not good for the first high, lol. I remember mine, where I got a really fucked up frame vision (not the average frame vision, this was different), and got paranoid as shit, lol. It turned me off of weed for a bit, but I got over it and started an almost everyday smoking regiment. Of course, that's for when I have it. Right now I don't, because it seems that a lot of growers around here are holding out, to raise prices, I believe. It's annoying. Anyways, sounds like a cool experience, all in all.

I'm sure everyone will agree that the first high is always the most intense. :thumbsup:

[connector_robot]

Same thing's happening where I live, or something like it. I called three of my dealers, and all of them said that they probably couldn't get me an 1/8th. I was pissed. Hell, I still am.

[Juggalo k00kie]

the first time i got high was on 4/20 (the day) a few years ago

[hempingpuss]

first time i was high iwas in a bad bycycle wreck..... i was trying to catch a bus and i took off fast across the parking lot turned too quick and scraped from my knee to my ancle... i hobbled onto bus . off bus. at my stop and found some peeps smoking on the bike train.. and im like.."hey man can you help me out.. he let me have a couple hits off his j.. it was near the end and some mids... then i bought a nick. off him...

wnt home waited intill the rent went to bed.. then took 2 ibproufeen, nd smoked that stuff...... not really high. then smoke tasta was great good.. it had a really strong dank smell to it... it was about the size of my thumbnail and about as thick as my thumb