Weirdness

[orangeman]

So I bought some weed at school, first time in a long time I bought weed in school because it was an offer I couldn't refuse, costed me $30 and it was some dank shit. Hairs were still red and nice, crystals jumping out of the buds and it smelled fantastic. Funny thing about this whole story when I say what happened is is the bag was untied so I tied it up, so I gets on the bus and untie it just to look and smell at it again happy that I'm about to go home and get high as hell. So I get off the bus, pat all over my self and guess what I DROPPED IT ON THE BUS! I actually tried to run back to catch the bus knowing it was far far away, too far to catch. So hopeless. So I get stopped on the way home by my friend that I've known since I was a kid that lives across the street and he asks what's wrong, I start going off and says too much because I'm mad and I just told him what happened. I go in my house, roll a blunt and smoke the whole thing and even though I'm fine now I wish I hadn't done that because I was mentally fucked last night lol. So I'm thinking up all this shit thinking the bus driver would clean the bus and find it and turn it in to the cops, scared they would run finger print tests on it and get a result since I got my prints put in my record and then I thought that my freedom was over. I thought they'd raid my house and find my plants, I was mad that I lost $30 of some dank shit and that I wasn't going to smoke it. Basically last night was just not my night.

So I says one too many things because I'm high as hell and extremely pissed and I wish I hadn't. I had a dream I got busted and shit and things were not going my way, I started really thinking about shit about being more careful and how I just cannot go to prison. So in the morning my bus is extra late and I'm like "oh shit, is she under investigation, what the fuck why isn't she here!? So I'm depressed thinking about it and when I hear the bus I run outside and when I get on I asked her if she cleaned her bus yesterday. She says no so I actually got on my knees and crawled on the bus. She's like "what the fuck did you lose, you act like you lost a couple hundred" I look and look and I'm like "fuck, it has to be on here" and I finally look and some how it rolled all the way up to the first seat on the bus and was right next to the trashcan where ANYONE could have seen it if they walked by looking in that direction, I find it and I'm happy. Now I'm high on it and enjoying it. It's exactly how I thought it'd be, I'm glad I found it . I'm gonna check my self before I get up from anywhere from now on. That was some scary shit.

orangeman Reviewed by orangeman on 05-22-2007. Weirdness So I bought some weed at school, first time in a long time I bought weed in school because it was an offer I couldn't refuse, costed me $30 and it was some dank shit. Hairs were still red and nice, crystals jumping out of the buds and it smelled fantastic. Funny thing about this whole story when I say what happened is is the bag was untied so I tied it up, so I gets on the bus and untie it just to look and smell at it again happy that I'm about to go home and get high as hell. So I get off the Rating: 5

[orangeman]

Lol I never really do that. I mean if you have pockets the purpose for them is to keep the shit that you have in them...in there. But I now I will always check just to make sure.

[MacWQ33]

Wow, that's an awesome story. Obviously not that you lost the trees in the first place, but damn, who woulda thought you'd ever see that bag again! No need for all the paranoia though O, I've been pretty paranoid when I was younger too, so I know it happens...you just gotta tell yourself that you are being completely irrational lol.

Long long long story short...I was completely disorientated on my way with a friend to his house from a keg in a marsh (15-16 y.o)...me and my friend lost each other (long story like I said lol), and what I thought was a good idea at the time, I placed the half ounce I had near a fence (planning to get it later, was thinking if a cop came since there were a lot in the area at the time and I was stumbling like a bitch..it would be no good). Anyway, didn't remember shit in the morning except I had lost my half ounce and I put it by a fence...absolutely no idea of what fence in a pretty suburban area.

Fast forward 3 days and thunderstorms, and I'm at my other friend's house about a 10 minute walk from the first friend. He lives next to a small beach, and I see a fence in one of his neighbors yards that looked familiar, so I go over and there is my wrapped up half ounce laying in a plant next to the fence. ('Happy' was an understatment...if I told that whole story, it woulda been at least a few pages, but I think you got the gist of it).

One of the greatest moments I can think of that happened to me. Anyway, sorry, I'm actually high right now...and felt that needed to be told...sorry O, but yeah...good things happen to good people, "the weed be lettin' ya know".

[orangeman]

Lol Mac that whole post made me crack up laughing. "The weed be lettin you know" lol! Man this is some very very potent shit. Before the high set in I got super light headed like I was flying and I got a major head rush, just from one bowl lol! I love dank :jointsmile::stoned::rastasmoke:

[go toke up]

LUCK u got it man!

[I just love weed]

in my town it woukld be either swopped or confinscated instantly

[orangeman]

Lol man I named this weed bad luck. First I go crazy thinking about good it was and then I lost it. Y'know the whole point of this thread. Now this morning before I go to school I'm bored so I just take 2 gravity bong hits with this weed right. So everything's cool. So the minute I get off my bus and I'm right in front of my school doors I feel on my pocket like.."what is this?" then I am like "oooh no, please don't let it be what I think it is". I go in my pocket and it's my fuckin glass bowl and I smoked it before I brushed my teeth so I'm sure it gave off an aroma. Now this is fucked because the school doors and the people that check you are in clear vision, no more than 5 ft apart so you can imagine people were looking in my direction. I tried to put it inside my hoodie arm but I realized they would check there, so I am so fuckin scared I say fuck it and actually tucked it in my basketball shorts (I wear shorts not boxers, they're more comfortable lol) and hope that it didn't slip down, I knew I was busted because the woman that checked me seen my eyes were low as hell and I'm sure they were red and she went right under my hoodie where she seen my hands rambling around at. Some how, some how she did not feel the piece and I got away.

When she stopped searching me I walked off so fast one of the dudes asked me if I was checked yet, probably thinking I was trying to get away lol. In case you don't understand the situation it's mandatory that you go through a metal detector and get searched by police before you can enter the school. I really don't know what I was thinking. But I honestly didn't even remember putting the glass bowl in my pants. I couldn't believe what had just happened. I kept seeing her touching it and asking me to take it out and when I did she would alarm everyone and have me arrested for paraphernalia and the thing reeked off weed and had resin all in it. Oh my God...I need help people lol.

[Greenport]

orange man ur 1 lucky guy! I love u! im glad u didnt get busted ur my nizzle. Do u get offended by the N word? Jw. lol like if its used not in a racist sense but in a Slang sense.

[orangeman]

No I don't get offended by the N word but yeah man I am so lucky. I swear I don't know what it is man life is so strange. First everything falls down hill and then things start going good for me, like a seesaw. It's so strange man but I really really really have to start being more careful. That was so crazy lol. I still cannot believe she did not feel the pipe.

[Greenport]

maybe she thought it was ur penis?