You might be a stoner if you......

Save your roaches in a glass jar (Ming 1), and when you have enough for a joint you roll it up and smoke it. You then save that roach in a separate container (Ming 2), keep saving more like this, smoke them, recycle these roaches into a third bottle, and keep repeating this process until you have numerous bottles containing seven or eight generations of roaches - the higher the generation (Ming 8, for example), the more resinous the pot.

Bonus points if the joints' rolling papers were smeared with hash oil.