You might be a stoner if:
Someone asks "Do you have a bowl"( you know cereal or mixing), and you start searching for your pipe.
When someone yells from the kitchen "Wheres that pot" you say immediately " What? I didn't smoke it! I have my own!"
You can go into a lamp store and walk out with everything you need for a killer pipe.
And, yes, I have actually done all of these!(Silly Stoner!):stoned: