YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF...

[cannabis campbell]

You might be a stoner if you spend 2 hours looking around the whole house for a cig then just to realise you smoked it

pisses me off how slow the brain works when your stoned haha

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:upsidedow:upsidedow:bonghit::yippee::bong::bong:
I know :jointsmile::jointsmile:

[thewindcriesmary]

You might be a stoner if you make a large, elaborate meal while sober, smoke up, then devour the whole thing by yourself.

[epicsoundz69]

...if you wake-n-bake, fall asleep, then wake-n-bake again.

[Oneironaut]

You might be a stoner if you giggle every time a reporter mentions the Janjaweed fighters in the Darfur conflict.

You might be a stoner if you've ever seen a clump of grass on the ground, thought it was a bud, inspected it closely for a little while, and then decided it wasn't.

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

You might be a stoner if your saying to yourself "Wow all of these are so fucking true lol"

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile::jointsmile:When cleaning the lent screen out of the dryer and there are seeds in it, you might be a stoner. :jointsmile::jointsmile:

[Breukelen advocaat]

You might be a stoner if you......

Save your roaches in a glass jar (Ming 1), and when you have enough for a joint you roll it up and smoke it. You then save that roach in a separate container (Ming 2), keep saving more like this, smoke them, recycle these roaches into a third bottle, and keep repeating this process until you have numerous bottles containing seven or eight generations of roaches - the higher the generation (Ming 8, for example), the more resinous the pot.

Bonus points if the joints' rolling papers were smeared with hash oil.

[REEFERDREAMZ]

"NO REST TIL BROOKLYN" ...... Beasti Boys :joint1:

[Oneironaut]

Isn't the song "No Sleep Til Brooklyn"?