YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF...

[mattgunit420]

You might be a stoner if you get high before every meal just so it will taste that much better...
You might be a stoner if your roommate also happens to be your dealer...
You might be a stoner if all of your stories of crazy things happening to you and your friends start out with the phrase "We were all really high and ...."
You might be a stoner if you've mastered the art of rolling a joint while driving with your knee.
You might be a stoner if you've got visine on your person.
You might be a stoner if you've specifically arranged the furniture in your bedroom so you can sit and smoke by the window comfortably.

[Mmmmbob]

would one also be classed as a stoner if one keeps all of his smoking possesions in a little safe box so theres absolutely no chance of losing anything? oh.. ditto mattgunit420, nice to know someone else can roll while driving! i just thought the habit was getting bad!

[LIP]

I used to roll while driving like that - with my knees, but i changed technique, now i just skin up while the bottom side of my hand is resting on the wheel. That way i've still got full control, and a joint.

[Mmmmbob]

hmm.. interesting... i'll have to try that one! lol! anymore multitaking examples from anyone? lol!

[Mr Pink]

You might be a stoner if you walk back into the house 3 times before you leave because you forgot... your baccy, herbs, grinder, lighter etc....

You might be a stoner if you wake up and pack a fat bowl to start the morning

You might be a stoner if you spend more money on weed than food

[Mr Pink]

You might be a stoner if you loose something every 5 minutes, you spend 30 mins looking for it and its in the most obvious place.

[420MissHighTimes420]

I wrote a guy's phone number down on a paper - then smoked it and thought i'd lost it for 2 days.

I roll a joint before i go to bed so i can light it as soon as i wake up.

Me too, every morning I roll over and see my J sitting ontop of my alarm clock and it makes me ready for the day, I always know it will be a good day if I have my joint to get me out of bed. :rastasmoke:

[Oh F Yeah]

You start to reply to a post in a forum and...........................FUCK! Nevermind......forgot what I was replying to.


Oh yeah! Nice photos! Both of them!

*********Looks again********** Oh F Yeah!

[anomalousirrelivance]

hahaha that would have to be some great weed haha

idk, all i would need is a haircut and some fake tattoo's.

how stoned do you have to be to think some of those blue lick on tats from the zebra stipes gum wrappers are actually real?

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile::jointsmile: LMAO , I might be a stoner if...:wtf:I have gone into pay for gas in the "old" days, lol and pulled my bag out right along with my money,:upsidedow The cashier seen it and he just laughed, hell, he probably had better shit than mine. :jointsmile::jointsmile: