YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF...

[Light It Up]

if you're not thinking about pens when you hear the word "bic"

[REEFERDREAMZ]

LOL When I load a bowl and hold it for15 minutes before I fire it up...... I might difinetley be a stoner :jointsmile:

[WeeDIndeeD420]

LOL When I load a bowl and hold it for15 minutes before I fire it up...... I might difinetley be a stoner :jointsmile:]

all the time man
:jointsmile::thumbsup:

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile::jointsmile:

Hey rooooooomies ! ! You might be stoner if you rashin out your weed to last from pay day to pay day........... :jointsmile::jointsmile:

:jointsmile::jointsmile:

You might be a stoner if you have a stash of resin....... :jointsmile:

[TBW]

These aren't all that great but hey

You might be a stoner if

You've rolled your homework into a joint

You've used a musical instrument as a pipe

When someone asks you if you have a ten you aren't thinking about money

[Jah420]

LOL When I load a bowl and hold it for15 minutes before I fire it up...... I might difinetley be a stoner :jointsmile:

hahahaha that one cracked me up...


I'll think of some.. :rastasmoke:

[happiestmferoutthere]

You go to the store for toilet paper & cat food and come back with toilet paper, cat food, Cheez-its, ho-hos, candy bars, cereal, Doritos, and..................
I just came back from the store and as I was unloading my loot, this thread came to mind!:eat:
Excuse me now while I have breakfast.( Doritos and ho-hos, yummmm)

[LIP]

You go out to get a money counter and come back 6 hours later with a unconcious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer.

You have a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer - you dont look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

[happiestmferoutthere]

Dammit....... I forgot the cat food!...... Do you think she'll eat cereal if I put enough milk on it?!

[couch-potato]

You might be a stoner if your entire circle comes to a halt because somebody lost the only lighter. After 10 minutes of a search and rescue mission you discover it's in your hand.