Yeah, one hitters, as tedious as they can be, are GREAT for colleges...

Almost got caught walking to the convenience store 1/3 mile off campus- toking and walking, security was called, and I whipped out a cigarette real quick, *swallowed* the smallish roach (EW) and lit up the cigarette lickety-split; I HATE cigarettes- cops searched me and found nothing. One time I can say for certain that cigarettes saved my life...