Quote Originally Posted by peacetrain
There is no force that is all powerful. There are constant checks and balances. That's why I think the polytheistic gods made a little more sense than the monotheism of today. At least they could come up with two separate Gods: one that could heat a burrito up to impossible heat, and another to compliment it that could eat anything despite its heat.
Quite right my good fellow. All natural systems are designed to exist in balance relating to other entities (conscious or otherwise).


Who is this God person you speak of?

He's an invisible giant in the sky. He flooded the Earth and put 2 of every animal on a boat, he started the human race from 2 people, and even though he's omniscient and master of all that exists.... he still gets very jealous. Oh, and he gets mad if you masturbate or poke somebody in the bum.

Not at all like those crazy mythologies about Zeus and Thor and the such.


Wait, in the interest of educating our less classy members... how does that all bear out for the matter of penis extensions?
I'm not sure how to explain that one..... oh wait, he works in mysterious ways. *Phew* That was convenient.

No, but Chuck Norris can.
The man counted to infinity.... TWICE! If anybody can, it's Chuck.

It's a discussion about God. What logic are you talking about?

True that, logic and god have nothing to do with each other really. But the original question is a logical paradox, and so I challenged it as such.




All hail the flying spagetti monster! May his noodly appendage touch your soul.