wouldn't he need a valid reason for filing for a restraining order? other than her smashing his bong? i mean, he could write in "damaged my personal property on purpose" and just be very vague about what it was. dude, if you're over 18, you could just say it was your tobacco pipe. also, putting a mix of bleach, rock salt, and sand in her gas tank should do yourself a nice little favor

and if you really wanted to get her, next time she grows on your balcony, take pictures of it, and get it in writing that your dad admits it's hers somehow.