My $65 Bong..... SMASHED!!!!!

[CannabisCrooz]

go back to the end of 8th grade and i was in the same situation as you. living with my moms boyfriend and his daughter. what a nightmare.

i went for the toothbrush in the toilet thing plenty of times, sometimes i would just give the bowl a nice scrubbing with it. but it really isnt satisfying since they never really know about it.
one of my favorites was fucking with her computer, i would just go in there and burn parts of the computer with a lighter, her internet antennae mostly. pissed her off, she spent loads on new antennaes and thought it was shorting out or something the whole time. sometimes i would just go on her comp while she was gone and delete random files. once that included her AIM buddy list.
sometimes i would get her shoes, and go squash them in a fat pile of dog shit and put them back. she just assumed that she had stepped on it earlier and didnt notice. i tried to be careful not to do this stuff to frequently though so she did end up getting suspicious and accusing me a couple times.
one night i went out in the middle of the night and egged the shit out of my step dads car with about 20 eggs. and a neighbors garage with a couple eggs(so my stepdad didnt get suspicious), than went back inside and back to bed.
oo god the list goes on.
everyday my step dad came from home work all he would do is watch tv, so i would constantly break the remotes, i would just bang them against a wall until i could hear all the parts inside jinglin. that pissed him off a loooot.

of course i took my hits as well, im almost 100% sure that mystep sister was responsible for breaking my ipod. water damage and i NEVER got water on it while it was with me. and that was right at the time she suspected me of doing the dog shit shoes thing.

i was a vindictive evil little bastard, and looking back on all the stuff i used to do, i cant believe my life was so bent on revenge and anger.

in the end both our tempers subsided and it kinda just turned into this awkward we live in the same house but i havent talked to you in 6 months thing. thank god im out of that hell hole.

dude tell your dad to dump that bloodsucking whore

and sorry bout your bong man, it blows

[FreshRollyG]

I feel you man, I broke my one and only big bong the other night. My step mom runs out the back to get the clothes off the line because it starts pouring with rain, so me after a few bongs in the patio freak out and smash the bong by misjudging the depth of the ground from the table and smashed the bong right into the edge. She knew I broke something, but luckily she didn't know it was my bong... (Doesn't know I smoke, everyone else does lol)

[one.stoned.wookie]

nair in the shampoo bottle take thier toothbrush shove it up a dogs ass uhm lets see put a nail in each of her car tires..... butter the floor before her ass wakes up and call the phone she will fall flat on her face....what else put a egg in thier gastank i dunno what else lol google it and u can find lots of shit to do for revenge

[EciRonTog]

Well dude your story got me pretty raged just reading it. I know if that shit were to have happened here I probably would have killed the bitch, but then again Iâ??m used to having a fair degree of control over my life as well as a good deal of control over my privacy â?? no one ever goes in my room for any reason without asking me. She obviously is under the impression that she can do these things to you, thatâ??s unacceptable.

Leave a can of tuna in the sun for a few days and then unleash it over the inside of her car.

[Don Don]

My advice? Slap the bitch. second you should've went with the restraining order so she could keep her scrary ass away from you.

[big smoke07]

Cause them living hell. Breaking someone's bong on purpose should be punishable by DEATH. But I'd be a little worried about them calling the cops having all those pipes and bud in your possesion. If the cops find all that your fucked either way.

[1chronic]

My dad's girlfriend is like that, not as bad but still an evil bitch, wow I didn't know so many people did the tooth brush thing haha.

[jaGerbom]

bitches man.

i dont like bitches.

[slpntrx5]

wouldn't he need a valid reason for filing for a restraining order? other than her smashing his bong? i mean, he could write in "damaged my personal property on purpose" and just be very vague about what it was. dude, if you're over 18, you could just say it was your tobacco pipe. also, putting a mix of bleach, rock salt, and sand in her gas tank should do yourself a nice little favor

and if you really wanted to get her, next time she grows on your balcony, take pictures of it, and get it in writing that your dad admits it's hers somehow.