Quote Originally Posted by sordid
Yes it was american pie 4...

and she's gonna hate you anyway so why not use the hair remover too...just put more and more in over the course of a week...
All I know is her mother is at the point where she'll call the police on me for ANYTHING. I couldn't seriously get charges pressed against me for putting hair removal lotion in her shampoo and/or conditioner, could I? I guess she could sue me or something for emotional shit, but oh well.

I wanna somehow torture my father's girlfriend as well, but don't know exactly how to. All she'll do is fight fire with fire, including calling the police. She could report me for paraphenelia, dating a girl 3 years younger than me (still a minor until January), and so on and so forth. However, the paraphenelia will be gone tomorrow. I'm bringing it to an undisclosed location so it won't be here. I have a few knives, but I am allowed to have such things safely put away in my home. My girlfriend's uncle is the Chief of city police and her father's a CO, not to mention my friend Amanda's father is a state trooper. Besides, the police would need DNA (aka, my semen inside my girlfriend's vagina) to be able to press charges against me and detain me. For all the police know, my girlfriend and I are strictly friends, and my father's girlfriend is just an evil, kaniving bitch trying to get me in trouble with the law in any way she can think of. Police MUST obtain proof of DNA as evidence to make a case against me going out with my girlfriend.
highguyinny Reviewed by highguyinny on . My $65 Bong..... SMASHED!!!!! So, here's the deal... My father's girlfriend is a psycho and her daughters are her demon offspring. Her daughter is well-known for making up lies, spreading rumors, and especially stealing. Her mother is violent, is well-known for calling the police, always accuses people of things except for herself, and the list could go on. I threw her daughter's $8 bottle of vodka in the garbage because her daughter was being a stupid bitch and trying to start trouble as usual. Besides, this girl Rating: 5