Quote Originally Posted by sordid
At the risk of sounding immature...let 'er have it! I'm all for the jizz in the shampoo...reminds me of some movie.
I've only seen something similar in 'American Pie's Band Camp.' Stifler's younger brother ends up jizzing in some jock guy's bottle of sunscreen and the guy ends up using it, and rubs it on his lips as well. LOL. Won't jizz actually fuck up her hair? Along with the eyes, I know girls hate jizz getting in their hair.

Humiliating them will be entertainment for me and may eventually pay off the $65. It'd be nice to chase them out of the apartment somehow so they could no longer stand being here, but my father's girlfriend realized at one point that I was trying to get her to leave. Now she fights back, refuses to leave, insists that I leave, and threatens to call the police any time I say or do something that seems "offensive" towards her or her daughters. She's a real basketcase. Of course my father is only with her because she puts out and she's with my father because of his money. Evil bitch.