Anyone ever feel like killing themselves?

[daZenfmeister]

Just because life sucks so much ass? Like for example today:

1. I wake up at a friends house and drive home at 7:00 am this morn. EDIT: I went to sleep at 4:00 am because of my stupid friends watching all 3 exstended versions of LotR with the volume truned up and surroundsound BTW I hate LotR!
2. Get home and find a package filled with the pieces of a hard drive that I ordered online but some dumbfuck packed in a package 2 time as big as it and left the bloody fucking HD LOOSE in it. $65 down the shitter...
3. Get out of shower and dry myself off with a towel that smells worse than I did when I got IN the shower and leaves me smelling likewise.
4. Try to go to McDonalds for lunch omw to work and theres a line about 8 cars long.
5. Finally get to work and get to listen to my dad bitch about everything for two hours, then step in some raw sewage that flooded the backroom of our bookstore
6. Three families enter the store each of them consist of little hyperactive boys/girls between the ages of 3 and 10.
7. After they leave I have to clean up the mess that they made of the store and find that someone ripped several pages out of a $90 book and left it on the floor.
8. Find out that I have a physical therapy apt for my shoulder at 4:00 pm (one hour away) and I'm fucking exausted and spent.
9. I'll probably stumble into a number nine within the next hour......

daZenfmeister Reviewed by daZenfmeister on 12-27-2004. Anyone ever feel like killing themselves? Just because life sucks so much ass? Like for example today: 1. I wake up at a friends house and drive home at 7:00 am this morn. EDIT: I went to sleep at 4:00 am because of my stupid friends watching all 3 exstended versions of LotR with the volume truned up and surroundsound BTW I hate LotR! 2. Get home and find a package filled with the pieces of a hard drive that I ordered online but some dumbfuck packed in a package 2 time as big as it and left the bloody fucking HD LOOSE in it. $65 Rating: 5

[Rahein]

And this makes you want to kill yourself. If you don't like you life packup and move far far away and start over. There is no need to even think about wanted to kill yourself over petty crap like that.

[RESiNATE]

...still, it could be worse...imagine if you lived in Flagstaff!!

D'OH!



Look at it like this...when you spark up your joint later, it'll be the sweetest joint you ever had, dude

[daZenfmeister]

Oh yeah did I mention my parents are getting a messy divorce, my dads on the border of killing my mom and I extremly depressed......hehe but I would never kill myself I just like all the attention from saying that I will :P j/k about that too....




Anyways I can't spark a j if I wanted to im goin to a hola 2 party tonight will all my nerd friends and if they find out im high i don't think they'll like me anymore....

[daZenfmeister]

lolo i meants to say halo 2

[daZenfmeister]

fuck its getting busy in the store now i hate this job! my last paycheck was $60.75 AND THA^T WAS MY XMAS PAYCHECK!!!!

[Rahein]

How many hours where on that check? I would look for a new job.

[RESiNATE]

Ah, DaZen...you have no sense of adventure...lol...

I can't spark a j if I wanted to im goin to a hola 2 party tonight will all my nerd friends and if they find out im high i don't think they'll like me anymore....

All the more reason to get blazed, dude...the paranioa would be funny as fuck
I love doing that kinda stuff...lol...the things I've done whilst stoned, when it really wasn't a good idea to be stoned...
Like, my wedding (absolutely bolloxed lol)...job interviews...court appearances...shopping lol

Trying not to giggle uncontrollably, for no apparent reason, is the best fun

But hey, maybe it's because I'm twisted, eh?

[reallybaked]

Anyways I can't spark a j if I wanted to im goin to a hola 2 party tonight will all my nerd friends and if they find out im high i don't think they'll like me anymore....

Dude.......find new friends! Seriously, if they are really friends, they should accept you for whoever you are and whatever you do. Within reason of course.

Anyway, look at it this way, tomorrow can't get any worse! Right??

[Encatuse]

I went to a court appearance stoned once. I've never been that scared in my life.

But seriously, those are all lame as fuck reasons to be depressed. Except for your parents getting divorced. I mean imagine if you did kill yourself and your parents said
"WHY!?! WHY WOULD HE/SHE DO THIS DO US?" -reads suicide note-

"He/she killed himself because of a long line at mcdonalds and because he/she smelled bad after a shower? I don't even feel bad anymore."