Quote Originally Posted by Encatuse
I went to a court appearance stoned once. I've never been that scared in my life.

But seriously, those are all lame as fuck reasons to be depressed. Except for your parents getting divorced. I mean imagine if you did kill yourself and your parents said
"WHY!?! WHY WOULD HE/SHE DO THIS DO US?" -reads suicide note-

"He/she killed himself because of a long line at mcdonalds and because he/she smelled bad after a shower? I don't even feel bad anymore."
ive wanted to kill a few stinky people in line at mcd's
but then agian they laws agianst that.
so i just told them to read directions on soap.

to off ones self over lack of fresh towels is a bit extreme
try doing luandry and pass some time
smoke a fat jiont while they go round and round the dryer
add dryer sheets
take shower
then bath
then shower
agian if ya really funky
and nevr put a damp towel up.it will get funky all on its own
make sure they are dry

peace