We have this annoying little metal pipe that burns your lips, we call it "Gidget". I also have "The Goonie", which is a brown long glass spoon. It earned it's name cause it's practically part of the fuckin' club. Had it for 6 years.

Otherwise, a friend of mine has "The Bizz-ong" which is a 3-foot twisted stem bong that's trippy as fuck. Never met a man that could stand up to it. (Though we still don't know what makes it hit so FUCKING well.)