SMELLY PEOPLE

[birdgirl73]

Yeah, I have seen shows about that condition, too. It's called trimethylaminuria, and it's an inherited (genetically driven) condition. Gross! Apparently dietary changes can help in some cases. I feel sorry for people who have it. Kenn, does your colleague smell like fish?

The Doctors' Medical Library - Trimethylamineuria (Fish Odor Syndrome)
Trimethylaminuria - Genetics Home Reference

[rebgirl420]

spray her with axe:thumbsup:

and then girl from all over the office will run to him and take off their panties.

[geonagual]

Put a peg on you nose. HAHAHAHA. That shit almost killed me right there..

I know exactly what I would do...wherever I have worked, they have always made me the guy to tell someone whats up...and I gladly do it, because it is a service where both parties benefit..
You politely take her to the side, make sure there is no audience..an office is best and ask her if she takes a shower before work....if she says no, you tell her that she needs to take one, because you can smell her bosy odor and it is not so good. If she says she does take a shower, which I doubt, just say, are you using soap? if so, I think you need to see a doctor cause you are stinking. After all of that, you tell her, you only took her to the side because you like her...and friends are always truthful to each other
and everything that was said goes to the grave with you..a little hug, dont breathe...and all is well.

[hippy lettuce]

i once nu a guy at college, he had a phobia of water of sumthing n he wudnt take a shower n wore the same clothes everyday...stunk of piss lol i felt bad 4 the kid tho cos he got ripped bout it so much...although he did fuckin stink lol

[friendowl]

here in our clinice we got this couple
who brings in thier kid to see the doctor
these people are fat and i guess they walk alot
and when its hot outside and those thighs get to rubbin
mix in a lil shit that went by undetected on those large buttcheeks
and you got yourself one horrible smell
the nurses gag when they go in and the dovtor had to tell em both
that they nned to shower before coming to our office
it musta been embarrasing

[Oneironaut]

Just go in there and be like "Holy Christ on a dildo, something smells like ass! Oh, it's you..."

[TheBigOne45]

That sucks. I've been in these situations unfortunately. The most recent one was when I was at my Honors Convocation for college and I sat next to a kid that didn't smell so pleasant. I didn't care about it personally because thats dumb shit to me, but I didn't want to get blamed for smelling bad which I didn't. But problems usually work themselves out with time, but if it is that big of a problem and other people complain, than that is a work disturbance and she could face discipline. They would probably just make her go take a bath or something.

Does she seem scummy...or does she just not take a bath or something? Sometimes they just can't help it. I went to high school with a VERY VERY smart kid, but he just smelled so bad and he got made fun of in high school so much. It was hard. I usually kept it to myself, but you can only take so much. He claimed it was an intestine problem.

Ya know, back in the Middle Ages....EVERYBODY STANK!!!! lol. We're all one big smelly happy family!

[Bodom Children Of]

yeah that sucks, i'd load up on cologne to drown it out. I'd feel like an A-hole if i told the lady she stunk. tell the boss and have him do it. good luck

[jokeyjokejoke]

and then girl from all over the office will run to him and take off their panties.

Bom chicka wah wah..........

[Silent Wolf]

Surely this girl must know she reeks of a vegetarians fart. Just bring up a conversation that happens to be about baths and showers. Hopefully she will get the message quick time.