SMELLY PEOPLE

[LIP]

What you wanna say is

"Look here, staight up, you smell of shit. Mind taking a bath coz i cant take this no more! It's making me gag, seriously, i get so sick, and it pisses me off so much. Obviously i'm trying to hold it in but soon it's going to piss me off so much i'll start beating small kids about the head with a shoe, so on a basic level, it's for the kids. Really, you smell bad."

LIP Reviewed by LIP on 05-17-2007. SMELLY PEOPLE A funny subject and a touchy one. Man I dont usually let things like this get to me but lately I av had a bad run with a smelly person. A new girl started at work awhile back and lately Ive been working close to her ,Im not shittin you this girl stinks that bad it makes ya want to dry reach .I cant stand it any more and I dont know how to deal with it .Work place laws are so fcked that if I tell her she stinks Ill get in trouble .What have i got to do to deal with this, wear a peg on my nose? Rating: 5

[rebgirl420]

^^ ITS FOR THE CHILDREN!!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

We have a few kids like that in my program at school.

Usually if we bitch enough to one of the teachers or a counsler, they'll pull 'em aside and explain that they need to bathe, brush their teeth and wash their clothes.

BUT usually it's not just them being lazy..most of the time they're depressed or something is going on at home..so be sensitive.

other then that, just walk in and go "God damn, something stinks in here"
and smell your shirt, and maybe she'll smell herself and get a clue?

[rebgirl420]

I think those stinky people cant smell their stink anymore. Kinda like we cant smell our smoke too much anymore. B/c we have dirty neighbors like that, we named them "The Mullets" and they are wicked disguisting!

[LIP]

My dad used to have a can of air freshner in his shop, and when he got a smelly person in he'd spray around them - really patronizing but no one ever said anything. I used to love working with him. I got free stuff - he was a jewler.

[Kenn]

Yeah, I have seen shows about that condition, too. It's called trimethylaminuria, and it's an inherited (genetically driven) condition. Gross! Apparently dietary changes can help in some cases. I feel sorry for people who have it. Kenn, does your colleague smell like fish?

The Doctors' Medical Library - Trimethylamineuria (Fish Odor Syndrome)
Trimethylaminuria - Genetics Home Reference

no bird girl she smells like shit,like she doesnt wipe her ass or somthing.

[Kenn]

What you wanna say is

"Look here, staight up, you smell of shit. Mind taking a bath coz i cant take this no more! It's making me gag, seriously, i get so sick, and it pisses me off so much. Obviously i'm trying to hold it in but soon it's going to piss me off so much i'll start beating small kids about the head with a shoe, so on a basic level, it's for the kids. Really, you smell bad."

I really want to tell her she stinks like shit but she can have me up for harassment,the law protects smelly people.

[slipknotpsycho]

well then tell a manager and tell them it's disrupting yours and others ability to work at top efficiency....

if it is from dirtiness, that's not exactly sanitary either.. maybe even posing a health risk (there was a local resturant recently, one of the servers didn't wash his hands after he shit, and he was hepatitis positive, it left a huge scare, i think someone even ended up getting it, but luckily if taken soon enough, vaccines can reverse it/kill it... which they had the vaccine center open in the resturants parking lot... lol

[Fengzi]

I really want to tell her she stinks like shit but she can have me up for harassment,the law protects smelly people.

Not always....

This reminds me of a case in the local courts a year or so ago. I live in an area with a huge Indian (from India) population and, at the risk of being incredibly non-pc, they stink. Serioulsy, I'm not rascist or anything but get on a bus full of Indian sw engineers heading down to the Apple building and you'll know what I mean.

Anyhow, this Indian family sued an apartment complex because they didn't get their deposit back. They claimed it was racism because the apartment manager told them straight up that, because they were Indian, the apartment stunk and he had to spend a lot of money to get the stink out. He said he had to do that with all the Indian families. In the end the apartment owner won, the judge saying that if he had to spend money to get rid of the smell the family had to pay for it. Guess they should have bathed before going to court that day.

[slipknotpsycho]

Guess they should have bathed before going to court that day.

lmao...