My job's great. It's not do good in the wet coz i dont like slipping off the side of boats and into the river, but otherwise it's perfect. It's my hobby, so i enjoy it, i get paid silly amounts of money for doing hardly anything, i'm allowed to smoke all day while i work, i sit on a computer playing games or on here and people do the work for me. The only times im needed is if they're having trouble or if it's something big like an engine change over or getting one of the boats out of the water.

Lifes good - i'm content. I'm only missing one thing.