Because jizz tastes like shit, reb. No one can even sit here and say it tastes lovely. It tastes bad, straight up. Some days it's better than others but I wouldn't do a shot of that shit. I've got no problem with the rest of it (the blow job) though.

But cute joke
BabyFacedAbortion Reviewed by BabyFacedAbortion on . here's one for the ladies ^_^ A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting here having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the Rating: 5