here's one for the ladies ^_^

[TallulahGreen]

^^ Really? Never? Wow.

Yep...never.....Don't really care to.:thumbsup:

TallulahGreen Reviewed by TallulahGreen on 05-17-2007. here's one for the ladies ^_^ A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting here having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the Rating: 5

[surreys princess]

and now that we have to move the post to another forum....good job.....

no need to be snarky here either....

different strokes for different folks....

(hi tal <3)

[rebgirl420]

Oh by no means did I mean to be snarky, hope I didnt come off that way

[darth stoner]

Whats wrong with blow jobs? And why do girls bitch about em'? I mean most girls expect a guy to go down on her why not the opposite way around? But anyway, cute.

are there more girls like you where you live ?

[rebgirl420]

hah nope I guess im one of a kind :dance:

[napolitana869]

lol thats cute

[420MissHighTimes420]

Yeah jizz does taste nasty ... I liked that story it made me chuckle :jointsmile:

[Matt the Funk]

Lol....I knew that was gonna be the punchline...still funny.

[higher4hockey]

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not his most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. Pointing to a young woman in the front row the professor asked, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" And the young woman replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

[420MissHighTimes420]

^^Haha I really like that one