Joke

[Samwhore]

LOL, I found this joke on myspace. I know it's old, but it still makes me laugh.


A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on 05-17-2007. Joke LOL, I found this joke on myspace. I know it's old, but it still makes me laugh. A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time Rating: 5

[Matt the Funk]

Hahaha...an oldie but a goodie.

[Pipe Dreams]

Oh shit! I would run up outta that house so fast man!

[Markass]

lol, funny stuff..

[LIP]

That was pretty damn good lol.

[funfubarman]

pretty damn funny :hippy:

[Inferius]

A daughter's prom is coming up, and she has no money for her dress.
She goes to her father: "Daddy, can I please get this dress for prom?"
He father says, "only if you give me a blow job".
The daughter is repulsed and declines.
A week later, and a week closer to prom, she asks, "Daddy, can I please, PLease get this dress?"
"only if you give me a blow job."
Again, she says no and walks away.

Eventually, the prom is tommorrow.
She is desperate, so she goes to her father, and asks one more time, Daddy, PLEASE, can I get this dress? "
Her father says, again, Only if you give me a blow job".
So she agrees, unzips his pants and goes to work.
Immediately she gags and shouts "EW YOUR DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"

Her father replies, "Your brother wanted to use the car last night".

[passitplz]

A daughter's prom is coming up, and she has no money for her dress.
She goes to her father: "Daddy, can I please get this dress for prom?"
He father says, "only if you give me a blow job".
The daughter is repulsed and declines.
A week later, and a week closer to prom, she asks, "Daddy, can I please, PLease get this dress?"
"only if you give me a blow job."
Again, she says no and walks away.

Eventually, the prom is tommorrow.
She is desperate, so she goes to her father, and asks one more time, Daddy, PLEASE, can I get this dress? "
Her father says, again, Only if you give me a blow job".
So she agrees, unzips his pants and goes to work.
Immediately she gags and shouts "EW YOUR DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"

Her father replies, "Your brother wanted to use the car last night".

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked up

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

A daughter's prom is coming up, and she has no money for her dress.
She goes to her father: "Daddy, can I please get this dress for prom?"
He father says, "only if you give me a blow job".
The daughter is repulsed and declines.
A week later, and a week closer to prom, she asks, "Daddy, can I please, PLease get this dress?"
"only if you give me a blow job."
Again, she says no and walks away.

Eventually, the prom is tommorrow.
She is desperate, so she goes to her father, and asks one more time, Daddy, PLEASE, can I get this dress? "
Her father says, again, Only if you give me a blow job".
So she agrees, unzips his pants and goes to work.
Immediately she gags and shouts "EW YOUR DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"

Her father replies, "Your brother wanted to use the car last night".

that is immortal! hahahaha :thumbsup:

[KingsBlend420]

Haha good one!